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  • Ali was a boxer
  • Houdini a Magician
  • My name is Dave
  • I’m a T-Shirt technician

  • Armstrong on the moon
  • Broke the speed of sound
  • I print on collars V-Neck
  • As well as collars round

  • Sid Vicious wrote songs
  • With a man named Johnny Rotten
  • While I enjoy writing poems
  • That most often regard cotton
How It Is My Cell Phone Works
While Wearing A T-Shirt
Animals Parade Around Naked
I Threw A T-shirt
I Think We All, Should Go To A Park
People are good
Spice Rack
T-Shirt Poems
I Don't Write Books
I Fell In Love
Headed South
I Ain't A Cowboy
Tightrope
T=MC Squared
Sagittarius A
Clouds
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How It Is My Cell Phone Works

  • How it is my cell phone works
  • I haven’t got a clue
  • But when it rings buzzes and or beeps
  • I know just what to do

  • I’m pretty sure that T-Shirt ink
  • Contains a little magic
  • But I know for sure that a world
  • Without printed T-Shirts would be tragic

  • And so that a world like that
  • Never comes to fruition
  • I have made custom printing T-Shirts
  • A Big Part of my life’s mission

While Wearing A T-Shirt

  • Whilte wearing a T-Shirt
  • One Can’t be mad
  • Or angry or grumpy
  • Or unhappy or sad

  • While wearing a T-Shirt
  • Smile One Should
  • Not only because it is comfy
  • But because it also looks good

  • So put on a T-Shirt
  • And on your face put a grin
  • Because on the outside you’ll look good
  • While feeling contented within

Animals Parade Around Naked

  • Animals parade around naked
  • As if they haven’t a care
  • But what if the only do this
  • Because they have nothing to wear

  • Should I, as a printer of T-Shirts
  • Reach out in some kind of way
  • To see if they are not naked by choice
  • But because they have no way to pay

  • A lover of animals I am
  • But print T-Shirts for bones I can’t do
  • I might do some printing for dairy
  • If cows want some shirts that say “Moo”

  • Be it fish mammal or reptile
  • Fur blubber or scales
  • I’d like to print for all these animals T-Shirts
  • That have little holes in the back for their tails

I Threw A T-Shirt Into The Air

  • I threw a T-Shirt
  • Into the Air
  • Thinking it would land
  • Maybe here, maybe there

  • I squinted up at it
  • Got some sun in my eye
  • My mouth fell wide open
  • When it started to fly

  • It’s sleeves flapped like wings
  • As it climbed higher and higher
  • Then I thought I heard music
  • The kind sung by a choir

  • On the ground I stood watching
  • Until that T-Shirt was gone
  • Thinking it’s best I leave T-Shirts
  • In their boxes from now on

I Think We All, Should Go To A Park

  • I think we all
  • Should go to a park
  • Chilling and relaxing
  • Until it gets dark

  • And when looking West
  • We say goodbye to the Sun
  • We relax a little less
  • And start having fun

  • Some of us dancing
  • Some making new friends
  • Enjoying a night
  • We hope never ends

  • We’d be laughing quite often
  • Sometimes ’til it hurts
  • You not thinking of your work
  • While I’m not thinking of shirts

  • And when it’s time to head home
  • We’d call Uber and Lift
  • Remembering the time that we shared
  • As a kind of a gift

People Are Good

  • People wear T-Shirts
  • And people are good
  • Plants don’t wear T-Shirts
  • Though I think that they should

  • I’d like to see a cactus wearing khakis
  • With a printed tank top that’s green
  • That says ‘I’m the coolest cactus
  • That you’ve ever seen’

  • Or a palm tree wearing a sportshirt
  • That has printed on it’s pocket
  • ‘When I see myself in this sportshirt
  • I can see that I rock it’

  • Plants don’t wear T-Shirts
  • But wear them do we
  • And the fact that all tress are naked
  • Is a fact that is lamented by me

Spice Rack

Pic of a spice rack that I made
  • I was wearing a T-Shirt
  • While a spice rack I made
  • I did this with a hammer
  • Nails and saw blade

  • On my shirt I had printed
  • Spice rack or bust
  • Because shelving paprika
  • I felt was a must

  • My spice rack is finished
  • That project behind me
  • Printing a T-Shirt about a bird house
  • Is where you will find me

T-Shirt Poems

  • T-Shirt poems
  • They’re not easy
  • And even when they’re good
  • They’re still kinda cheesy

  • I see them as a challenge
  • That I try to meet
  • And the cheesiest of them
  • I wish I could eat

  • But I know that I can’t
  • And neither can you
  • So just read them then buy T-Shirts
  • Is what I hope you will do

I Don't Write Books

  • I don’t write books
  • Like Stephen King
  • I don’t write songs
  • Because I can’t sing

  • I don’t write letters
  • That I put in the mail
  • I write about T-Shirts
  • That I put up for sale

  • When I think of cotton
  • The words sometimes flow
  • As I make my attempt
  • To have my customer base grow

  • Though my words might rhyme
  • I’m no Robert Frost
  • I’m just a guy that prints T-Shirts
  • At a very low cost

I Fell In Love

  • I fell in love
  • With a shirt color green
  • It was the prettiest T-Shirt
  • That I’d ever seen

  • Thoughts of it were dancing 
  • Alone in my head
  • Until my eyes fell upon
  • A shirt color red

  • I imagined both of them dancing
  • Until one started to twerk
  • That is when I decided it best
  • That I get back to work

Headed South

  • A little birdie done told me
  • He liked what I was wearing
  • Then he explained that while headed South
  • It seemed he had lost his bearing

  • I said to him ‘I thank you…
  • I printed it myself
  • When it, I’m not wearing,
  • It sits upon a shelf’

  • ‘That is all well and good’ he told me
  • As I saw him drop a feather
  • He then went on to say ‘I might be molting
  • Because of the cold weather’

  • Towards the South I did point him
  • Then sent him on his way
  • He had said something nice about my T-Shirt
  • I hope me knows that made my day

I Aint' A Cowboy

  • I ain’t a cowboy
  • That lives on a farm
  • I ain’t no sheriff
  • That protects you from harm

  • I don’t own the saloon
  • Where they go to drink
  • I just rustle up T-Shirts
  • And print them with ink

  • As a T-Shirt rustler
  • I’ve made my stand
  • I print in the East
  • On a small piece of land

Tightrope

  • I walk a T-Shirt poem tightrope
  • Without a net
  • In hope that custom printed T-Shirts
  • You choose to get

  • I strain my brain
  • Until sometimes it hurts
  • In a rhyming attempt to help you
  • Realize you need more shirts

  • But if you don’t need my services
  • It’s still all worthwhile
  • If the T-Shirt poems I write
  • At least make you smile

T-MC Squared

  • A particle physicist
  • I certainly am not
  • An understanding of quantum mechanics
  • I certainly don’t got

  • How the Sun orbits the Earth
  • I haven’t got a clue
  • And where do the old moons go
  • When we get one that’s new?

  • I’m not a scientist
  • I don’t do equations
  • I print T-Shirts for businesses
  • And special occasions

Sagittarius A

  • Sagittarius A
  • We orbit around it
  • And I am so glad
  • That radio telescopes found it

  • Millions of dollars
  • And a whole lot of time
  • Went into the subject
  • That led to this rhyme

  • So I think the least I can do
  • With the image they’ve gotten
  • Is print that image
  • On a shirt made of cotton

  • I can’t say
  • What this T-Shirt is worth
  • But I am proud to say
  • That it was made here on Earth

Clouds

  • Sometimes I look
  • Up into the sky
  • I watch as clouds shaped like T-Shirts
  • Slowly pass by

  • I look at the collars
  • The hems and the seems
  • They remind me of T-Shirts
  • That I’ve seen in my dreams

  • T-Shirts of blue
  • And of green and of red
  • Float just above me
  • While I’m all snug in my bed

  • I know when I wake
  • That T-Shirts I’ll print
  • And I hope that by doing so
  • I make a mint

Research

  • Someone asked me
  • Do I do research
  • I said ‘No…
  • I print T-Shirts

  • He said ‘Oh…
  • I misunderstood
  • I said ‘No worries…
  • It is all good’

  • I then noticed
  • That at the shirt I was wearing
  • He seemed unable
  • To stop staring 

  • He then pointed out
  • That in letters red
  • ‘I do research’
  • My T-Shirt said

  • I then asked him ‘So?’
  • And then ‘What of it?’
  • He then said ‘Your T-Shirt,
  • I think that I love it’

  • I asked him ‘why?’
  • As if I hadn’t a clue
  • He then said ‘Research…
  • It is what I do’

  • This didn’t surprise me
  • We were at a research convention
  • I said to sell T-Shirts like mine
  • Was my attendance’s intention

  • He then shopped around
  • Made comparisons to my price
  • He inspected my T-Shirts quality
  • He then researched it twice

  •  He had done his research
  • And had made up his mind
  • He had decided he would buy a T-Shirt
  • If a size ‘Large’ I could find

  • I said ‘Hold your horses
  • There’s still more to do
  • Before I sell you a T-Shirt
  • I’d like to know more about you

  • His name it was Stephen
  • His wife Angelina
  • She had a daughter when she met him
  • Her name it was Tina

  • His license checked out
  • His passport as well
  • He asked me ‘Am I now
  • Ready to sell?’

  • To sell this researcher a T-Shirt
  • I did finally fell ready
  • And to celebrate this fact
  • We threw some confetti

  • We were laughing and smiling
  • I had a size Large in my hand
  • This sale had just happened
  • Just as I’d planned

  • The sale was complete
  • And I bid Stephen adieu
  • Then I kept my eyes open
  • For sale number two