I don’t own a yacht
And I don’t have a harem
I simply print t-shirts
For people that wear ’em
I do own a Harley
And on the weekends I ride
If you want to clean t-shirts
I recommend Tide
I enjoy T-Shirt Tuesday
It’s something I do
T-Shirts are available
In v-neck and crew
You made it to the end
Of a blog post from me
That makes me as happy
As I can possibly be